Construction Zone

April 18, 2008

This really is not the first post I had intended after my absence,

But I wanted to thank Yodette, Meg and Singer for giving me the early heads up as to the interruption of things here at AmyNews.com …

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Merry New Year

January 1, 2008

Happy New Year All !!!

May 2008 rock for all of you !!! :)

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Camera Phone Mis-Kue

November 6, 2007

So in the spirit of sharing my mistakes,

As to help you avoid making the same ones …

Here’s how I easily ended up giving a guy my real mobile phone number,

Without even realizing I did until it was too late.

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Big Bottle of Krazy

November 5, 2007

It’s probably not entirely healthy that such is my baseline belief,

As I’ll admit,

It does mess me up on occasion.

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Conversation Repeats In A Bar

May 11, 2007

Yummy.

Symmetry.

So tasty good ! :)

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The Lowe’s Down

March 25, 2007

When I made my Decision to transitioooon, It was based with an assumption that … As a result of being one with Function, I’d spend the rest of my life … Relationshipless. Certainly not a truism for which I hoped, I would love it not to be the case. However, Reality is reality, And the [...]

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Merry Christmas

December 25, 2006

Hi All !!! I hope today finds you where you want to be, Happy and Hopeful ! Merry, Merry Christmas !!! Amy *uber holiday hugs all around*

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1042 Miles Later

December 6, 2006

Between Monday and Tuesday of this week … I put like 1,042 miles on Jayne. On Monday, That was done in some messed up, snowy butt weather. I was doing a great deal of driving, As my docket for those two days sucked. Anyways, Tuesday night, At 6:29 pm, A mere 5 miles from the [...]

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Walking Under The Influence

October 24, 2006

So I was leaving the building, On the ground floor, When some woman, Fairly disheveled, With movements and gant … Suggestive of recent alcoholic intact, Also sporting a singular tooth, Walked/stumbled/danced towards me, Arms a’ flailing. Then, When she was several steps away from me, She looked away from the direction she was heading, Which was towards me, [...]

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Band Reunited

October 24, 2006

Ring Ring … Ring Ring Krap, where’s my phone? Ring Ring … Ring Ring It’s here in my pwus somewhere, geezuz, I hate this phreaking Razr. It sucks. Ring Ring … Ring Ring I can hear it, it’s gotta be in here someplace, one more ring to catch it before voicemail. Ring Ring … Got [...]

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